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and run into a tourist from another country. The tourist imbibes a few drinks before ranting about America's involvement around the world. "It wasn't me," said the donkey, and motions to the elephant. "Hey now," said the elephant, "You'd better be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country too!"
- Kevin Callahan, Atlanta, GA
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A Donkey and An Elephant Walk Into A Bar c.2009