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Feeling somewhat hungry, they sat down and looked over the menu...
Cheeseburger: $5.00
Chicken Sandwhich $5.00
Grilled Democrat: $10.00
Baked Republican: $100.00
The donkey called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Republican?'
The cook looked at the donkey and replied 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh*t it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook.'
- Haley Shank, Statesboro, GA
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| A Donkey and An Elephant Walk Into A Bar c.2008 |
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