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Feeling somewhat hungry, they sat down and looked over the menu... Cheeseburger: $5.00 Chicken Sandwhich $5.00 Grilled Democrat: $10.00 Baked Republican: $100.00 The donkey called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Republican?' The cook looked at the donkey and replied 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh*t it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook.'
- Haley Shank, Statesboro, GA
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A Donkey and An Elephant Walk Into A Bar c.2008