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Feeling somewhat hungry, they sat down and looked over the menu...
Cheeseburger: $5.00
Chicken Sandwhich $5.00
Grilled Democrat: $10.00
Baked Republican: $100.00
The donkey called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Republican?'
The cook looked at the donkey and replied 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh*t it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook.'
- Haley Shank, Statesboro, GA
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| What do you do when you're not trying to change the world? |
| I spend my days trying to convince 11 year-olds that knowing how to diagram a sentence is an important life skill. However, unless you are an English teacher, it isn't. In my spare time, I enjoy taking antacids, counting the days til summer vacation, and hoping to God that I get a job in a high school. |
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| What is your favorite ice cream? |
| I've got the Thin Mint Girl Scout cookie ice cream in the freezer right now, but it's hard to go wrong with homemade peach or cookie dough. |
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| A Donkey and An Elephant Walk Into A Bar c.2008 |
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